The iPhone 5 and why it will never exist.

Update 9/12/2012   Lame! They just announced iPhone 5 (oh well I am still going to buy it on launch day!)


It drives me crazy every time someone asks me when the iPhone 5 will be out, or when people post their thoughts on "iPhone 5" Here's the thing, you need to stop calling the iPhone 5 because there will never be a 5.
Why do I say this you ask? No, I'm not saying there wont be another iPhone. Apple would be dumb to put the iPhone line off even for a year because they have us in the palm of their hands.

funny iphone 4 launch story

Warning:this is completely made up.

It was hot outside and the sun had yet to rise. Nancy Rivers had been
camped outside of Best Buy all night. She was first in line and sat,
her butt numb, on the ground. Nancy looked behind her and saw that
some people had brought fold-up chairs. She wished she had thought of that, but she had been in such a hurry she hadn't thought of a lot of things. She leaned her head against the glass of the door and closed her eyes.